Exhaustive research has yielded this list of irrefutable similarities between Frank Keating and known facts about Space Aliens! Read the evidence and know the truth!!
Said methamphetamine is a "white trash" drug.
Especially fond of abducting white trash.
Head of a State which is a great cattle producer.
Big cattle consumers.
Former FBI Agent.
Prominently featured in a TV show about two FBI Agents.
Poked a reporter in the chest when he got angry with him.
Poke cattle and abductees with strange metal probes.
