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Exhaustive research has yielded this list of irrefutable similarities between Frank Keating and known facts about Space Aliens! Read the evidence and know the truth!!
Frank Alien
Said methamphetamine is a "white trash" drug. Especially fond of abducting white trash.
Head of a State which is a great cattle producer. Big cattle consumers.
Former FBI Agent. Prominently featured in a TV show about two FBI Agents.
Poked a reporter in the chest when he got angry with him. Poke cattle and abductees with strange metal probes.
Large bulbous forehead. Ditto.
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